RADIO, THE SAVIOUR OF THE UNIVERSE.

With travelling the length of the country I've managed to cover 1100 miles in the last 4 days and done 2000 or so in the the last few weeks. Apart from having my partner alongside me for a thousand of them I've had the radio as my primary source of company as the in car DVD player has a canny knack of distracting me while driving in between the other drivers tooting their horns and rallying for my attention using their middle fingers. Last week while driving, my partner was dozing in the passenger seat, it was one of those periods when the radio is playing nothing but crap and you still have 2 hundred miles left of the journey. I got real fed up and pushed the seek button on the radio, that's the button which covers all those unwanted frequencies that any radio station with more than two pennies to rub together would sell their soul not to be on, when RE-TARD FM came on. What snatched my attention was the person speaking had a an E-mail pal in Perth (Australia) who he would stay awake til ungodly hours at night talking about 'life', "Yeah Right". Now when I hear things like this It just gives me vivid photographic flashes of some 45 year old 30 doughnut eating big fella,(I've only ever managed 25 by the way, "OOPS"), sitting in front of his web-cam in his string vest, 'Y' fronts and scratching his ass. But why get on national radio and tell everyone. Your probably thinking "that's sweet coming from a guy who's writing his Bio on the WWW", but surely life is a need to know business and some things are best left untold, what do you think?. Answers on a post card to: WWW. Aliensinmy'Y's.com