That's Rubbery.

I just have to talk about something that I recently saw when I was passing through a service station, "EASY ON," can you guess what Im talking about yet? "CONDOMS", now condoms have been around for years and even the most novice of users knows what they are used for and how they are used. The question that did jump to my mind after seeing this advertisement was, "do men actually have a real problem putting these things on"? Surely you wouldn't have a problem in donning a condom when you know what awaits you when you've managed to get it on.

Admittedly they are not the most user friendly of things and some packets I'm surprised don't come with a menu since you have now got them in a multitude of different flavours. I can safely say though that having a chocolate flavoured condom on never improved my bedtime antics.

Just recently my partner and I stood In Boots and deliberated for about 5 minutes over the type of condoms were going to be the lucky ones and in the end we opted for the "warm sensation type", my first thought was "well the colder nights are setting in aren't they". Maybe now the hot water bottle will be getting the boot. My second thought was "why do they have to put the condom shelf right beside the queue for the tills". Answers on a postcard to WWW.AliensinmyYs.com